Bad Dad Jokes Cookie Gift Box

$30.00 inc. GST

Surprise the Dad in your life with six (6) delicious sugar cookies, packaged in a gift box and tied with ribbon. Add a note card and tell Dad how much he means to you!

Each gift box will contain six (6) cookies, stamped with a variety of bad Dad jokes, such as:

  • Dad, I’m hungry. Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.
  • Why do bananas need sunscreen? Because they peel.
  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  • Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
  • Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
  • What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

Quotes will be chosen at random for each box.
There will be 6 quotes per box.

Delivery Options:

  • This item can be posted. Choose “cookie postage” at checkout. Please ensure that you place your order in enough time for it to be posted. (Last date for ordering, to post in time: Friday, 28th August 2020). We cannot be held liable for postage delivery times if your order is not placed within a suitable time frame.
    Choose postage at checkout – flat rate $11.
  • This item can be delivered on Friday, 4 September 2020 or Saturday, 5 September 2020.
    Choose delivery at checkout, then click ‘calculate shipping’ and input the delivery area postcode. Then click update totals. You will be advised of delivery times on the Wednesday before.
  • This item can be picked up from Heathridge on Saturday, 5 September 2020.
    Choose ‘local pickup’ at checkout. You will be advised of pick up times on the Wednesday before.

Cookies contain gluten, eggs and dairy. May contain traces of nuts and other allergens. Please use the contact form for any dietary requirements and custom ordering. 

Cookies contain gluten, eggs and dairy. May contain traces of nuts and other allergens. Please use the contact form for any dietary requirements and custom ordering. 

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